My girlfriend's a dancer
There's no door this whore won't answer
So if you want to avoid a burning sensation
Then please...please....absolutely no dictation


When it comes to the west and guns..I'm a little slow
thats why there's only one ball to show
like i said....when it comes to the west and guns ...I'm a little slow


I seem to love country eggs
them things will make you beg
talkin bout them country eggs
can't find them in the city
i think thats just flat out shitty
i thought eggs were every where
like rice cakes...pretzels and beer
so i guess you know..i want be movin
cause me and my eggs gots to keep groovin


my boss looks like the thing from mars
if i had a ray gun i'de really make that bitch see the stars
i got to get her ass off this planet
thats one wish that candy ass tooth fairy better grant me
cause if she don't she'll be in for bad wheather
I'll be leaving a bullet under that a...holes pillow


my girlfriend says in bed i need to be a little bit more tender
but i say screw that...I'm just there just to git mine
she says until then...she'll be on cloud nine
i told her...how can i tell the difference between that and those two big thunder clouds
you call your behind